Find out what is holding your marketing back. In five working days.
Pick the one question that matters most right now. We review up to three of your public channels against it and hand you a written memo with three priority actions. A person reviews it, not an AI tool.
You have the attention. The action is not following.
People see the content. They visit the site. Then they do not inquire, book, or buy, and nobody can say why. That gap has a cause. It is almost always one of eight things, and it is usually not the one the team has been fixing.
About to multiply? Make that your question. We look at what drifts between your channels when someone other than the founder makes the piece, and the memo tells you what to fix before the next opening.
The eight parts of the system, in the order customers meet them.
Brand clarity
Can a stranger say what you do, who it is for, and why it matters?
Buyer focus
Are you speaking to one defined customer with a reason to act now?
Offer structure
Can a buyer see where to start, what it is worth, and what comes next?
Message system
Do the site, the deck, the social feed, and the team say the same thing?
Proof
Can a prospect see the problem, the decision, and the evidence behind the work?
Customer journey
Does every page and campaign lead to one clear next action?
Distribution
Is useful content reaching the right people, or just being posted?
Measurement and operations
Can the team track the journey, respond to leads, and learn from the result?
What you get.
An answer to one question. We agree the question with you on the first call, usually the part of the eight you suspect is limiting you.
Three priority actions. What to fix first, second, and third, with the evidence from your own channels.
A written memo. Short and plain, and yours to hand to your own team or anyone else.
A 45-minute readout. With the decision-maker on the call, not a PDF in an inbox. One round of factual corrections after it.
How it runs.
Day 1. The question.
A short call to agree the question and the three channels we review: your website, a social account, your Google profile, or a printed menu.
Days 2 to 4. Review.
A person from our team reviews those channels against the question. Nothing goes in the memo that the review did not show.
Day 5. Readout.
The memo, the three actions, and what we would do next in your position.
A person reviews it, not an AI tool.
Someone from our team with years of hands-on brand and restaurant design experience reads your channels and writes the memo. You talk to the same person at the readout.
Three ways to act on it. We recommend the smallest one that solves the problem.
- Run it yourself. The memo is written to be handed to your own team or another agency, and it is yours to use that way.
- A 90-day sprint. One defined problem from the memo, scoped, baselined, built, and reviewed. Three months of the creative team with the scope fixed up front.
- The creative team. Ongoing execution against the memo. $3,950 a month, first drafts in 48 hours on the request in production, pause anytime.
Sign up for a monthly plan within 60 days and the full $350 is credited against your first month.
$350, fixed. Invoiced on delivery of the readout.
You get three priority actions in writing, not a deck. The full fee is credited against your first month if you sign up within 60 days.
Apply below. We read every application and reply within two working days with a yes, a no, or a question.
A good fit if
- Customers already buy the offer, or there is credible evidence they would.
- A launch, a rebrand, a slow pipeline, or a site that is not converting has made this urgent.
- The decision-maker will be on the first call and the readout.
- You can point us to the channels customers see today.
Not a fit if
- The offer has no market evidence yet.
- You want a guaranteed revenue number or a viral moment.
- Nobody can own the actions once they are written.
- You need more output, not a decision about what to make.
Questions founders ask.
Is this an AI-generated report?
No. A person from our team with years of hands-on design experience reviews your channels, writes the memo, and walks you through it at the readout.
Do we have to hire you afterwards?
No. The memo is written to be run by your team or anyone else. If you do sign up for a monthly plan within 60 days, the full $350 is credited against your first month.
What if the question needs our analytics or interviews?
Then we say so on the first call. The $350 review works from what customers can see. Deeper research, with interviews, competitors, and your analytics, is quoted separately.
Can you do this for a café, bakery, or bar, not just a restaurant?
Yes, and if you are about to open the next location we usually recommend skipping straight to the 30-minute call, because the problems are ones we have already solved several times over.
One question, three priority actions, and a person who reads your channels.
$350, fixed. Sign up for a monthly plan within 60 days and the full fee is credited against your first month.
